Bad Mood
(After withdrawing from a local ATM branch)
Randyh: *lowly waves hand to put the jeepney to a stop*
Randyh: *Aboard* Ma, bayad ho.
Driver: Ilan?
Randyh: *easily irked* Ilan HO ba ang sumakay?
Driver: Matinong tanong yun.
Randyh: Mga tanong na ang sagot e maliwanag pa sa araw.
Driver: *stares from his side mirror*
Randyh: *returns stare, for a sec, then looks outside, and smirks* Pathetic moron.
Driver: Sukli.
Randyh: *gets loose change*
(Jeepney stops, passengers rush in)
Passenger1: Usog nga.
Randyh: *slightly in a slouching position* Ow. Sorry. *sits upright*
Passenger1: Ayusin kasi ang upo.
Randyh: *infuriated* Didn't I just say sorry?
Passenger2: Away na 'to.
(Jeepney nears Alabang crossing..)
Randyh: Ma, para. .
(Jeepney goes farther before going to a full stop)
Randyh: Ay, tangina.
*goes off the dilapidated jeepney*
I hope you rot in hell.
*sees a peculiar name posted on the vehicle*
Ay, kaya naman pala. Pati dito sinundan mu pa ako.
Labels: What a looooovely eve.
posted by Randyh @ Friday, May 11, 2007
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